Showing posts with label it is so hot. Show all posts
Showing posts with label it is so hot. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

It Is So Hot!!


It is so Hot…
...the birds had to pick up the worms with potholders.
...I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walkin'
...Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.
...I saw two trees fighting over a dog.
...It is as Hot as love in August
...It's hotter than a firecracker lit at both ends

It is so Hot...
...that we didn’t buy ice cream at the store, we just drank it.
...the French Poodle across the street is now a French Fry
...my potatoes baked while still in the garden.
...the cows are giving evaporated milk.
...I wore my wrinkled clothes outside, and got them steam pressed
...it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
...hot water now comes out of both taps.
...my Right Guard left!
...that even Rednecks won’t go fishin’ !
...that the birds are flying South for the summer!
...my ice cubes have a heat rash!
...Who, in HELL left the door open?


It is so hot...
...men think they’re having hot flashes.

Ya’ll be cool…….Ric