It Is So Hot!!

It is so Hot…
...the birds had to pick up the worms with potholders.

...I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walkin'

...Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.
...I saw two trees fighting over a dog.
...It is as Hot as love in August
...It's hotter than a firecracker lit at both ends

It is so Hot...

...that we didn’t buy ice cream at the store, we just drank it.
...the French Poodle across the street is now a French Fry
...my potatoes baked while still in the garden.
...the cows are giving evaporated milk.
...I wore my wrinkled clothes outside, and got them steam pressed
...it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
...hot water now comes out of both taps.
...my Right Guard left!
...that even Rednecks won’t go fishin’ !
...that the birds are flying South for the summer!
...my ice cubes have a heat rash!
...Who, in HELL left the door open?

It is so hot...

...men think they’re having hot flashes.

Ya’ll be cool…….Ric